Rhyming Couplets

Afternoon everyone.

I wrote this little nonsense poem about myself. Don't ask why or how. Just be content with the fact that it was written and rest safe in the knowledge that I am not a narcissist.
While I am clearly not going to become Poet Laureate, I decided to show everyone my handiwork:

Glen's a name that rhymes with a bird,
which to me, seems quite absurd!
One thing is a consolation,
that the bird is eaten on occasion.

Alas, Glen is also a brand of tea,
Is there any connection it and me?
Or was it simply coincedence,
that the makers gave me fifty pence?

Glen refers to a deep narrow valley,
no confusion here doth tarry,
For I am very definitely Au - fait,
about losing golf balls from the fairway.

NOTICE: no animals were harmed in the making of this poem (except the damn hen!!).

Ok, will rhyme .... sorry, write later.